Jun
28
8:00 PM20:00

New Bedford, MA

The Portuguese Kids are back at it with their Summer Tour! Come experience the unique brand of humor that combines live sketch comedy and improv with an ethnic twist! Don’t miss us at the Kilburn Comedy Cove in New Bedford, MA on Friday, June 28th at 8pm. Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased at the Kilburn Comedy Cove (508-951-2872) or purchase online below!


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Jun
29
6:30 PM18:30

Provincetown, MA

Join us for an evening of laughs at the Provincetown Portuguese Festival! This is a free, family friendly event! We are performing at the Lions Club Portuguese Food Court under the Seamen’s Bank Tent at the Bas Relief near Portuguese Square. Performance starts at 6:30PM

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Jul
5
9:00 PM21:00

Fall River, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids live at Boneheads Fall River for a night of picante comedy! Leave the kids at home and bring your appetite Boneheads will be selling wings n’ dranks all night. Stick around and hang out after the show for Extreme Karaoke with Norm & Cory B!

Tickets are only $15 available at Boneheads or online below!

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Jul
6
6:00 PM18:00

Brampton, ON

Comissão do Senhor Santo Cristo de Brampton presents The Portuguese Kids and special guest from the Azores, Tia Maria de Nordeste! Bifanas, Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, Beer Wine, Liquor and Pop will be available to purchase as well as the world famous Malassadas! Tickets are $40 and can be purchased by calling Guido Pacheco at 416-254-5813, Luís Falardo at 416-576-4436 or Joe Baltazar at 416-414-5324

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Jul
13
8:00 PM20:00

Taunton, MA

Live sketch comedy and Improv with an ethnic twist!

The fam’s back in Silver City for a night full of laughs! Come be part of the fun as The Portuguese Kids take you through a journey: growing up in an ethnic household! Each show mixes sketch comedy and “audience participation” style Improv that highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

Show starts at 8pm

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Sep
7
6:00 PM18:00

It's a Portuguese Thing! Live in Toronto!

The Portuguese Kids invite you to an unforgettable night of laughs for a great cause! We’re importing Taylor Amarante from California, Helfimed from São Miguel, Azores and we’ve got Toronto’s own Mike Rita joining us for a huge night of Portuguese comedy! Tickets are $65 ( $70 after July 31) and include dinner service by Cabral Catering. A portion of proceeds to benefit Luso Canadian Charitable Society! For tickets call 416-970-9533, 647-405-3649 or purchase online at portuguesekids.com

Menu

Dinner rolls, Cream of Collards (Calde Verde), garden salad, Steak & Cod Loin with Parisienne Potatoes and Vegetables. Dessert: Chocolate Mouse, coffee and tea.

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Nov
16
5:30 PM17:30

Chatham, Ontario

The Portuguese Kids are back in Chatham with their brand new show! Come be a part of the fun that highlights the humorous side of growing up Portuguese! Tickets are only $45 and include dinner and show, to purchase tickets visit the link below or call/text Carlos at 519-436-8848


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Jun
23
4:30 PM16:30

Westport , MA (YMTC Fundraiser)

The Portuguese Kids are back at White’s of Wesport with a brand new show to benefit Youth Musical Theatre Corp! Tickets are only $45 and include dinner & show! Purchase tickets online below or call 774-526-0664. Doors open at 4:30pm.

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Jun
15
5:30 PM17:30

Mississauga, Ontario

Filarmonica Lira Bom Jesus Presents The Portuguese Kids back in Mississauga for another fun filled night of laughs! Tickets are only $65 and include dinner, show and after party with Jovens Band! Doors open at 5:30pm, dinner start around 6:30pm, show will start after dinner. To purchase tickets call Lucy at 905-208-1664 or Fatima at 905-617-0059. Book a table of 10 and receive a surprise gift for your table!

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Jun
8
6:00 PM18:00

Dallas, Texas (Sold Out)

The Portuguese Kids are coming to Texas and they’re doing it big! Don’t miss this one of a kind show that mixes sketch comedy and improv to highlight the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! This is an all ages event and dinner is included! Tickets are only $40 for adults, $18 for kids 6-12 years old and kids under 6 are free. THIS EVENT IS SOLD OUT

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Jun
6
8:00 PM20:00

Bethlehem, PA

Come out for a night of comedy as the Portuguese Heritage Day Committee of Bethlehem celebrates 40 years of celebration of Portuguese heritage, culture, foods and traditions! Festivities kick off on Thursday with The Portuguese Kids live in Bethlehem, PA for the FIRST TIME EVER! Food will be available to purchase throughout the night, tickets can be purchased at the link below or by calling Susies at 484-357-3337. Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. Tickets must be purchased in advance, seating is limited!

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May
26
3:00 PM15:00

Gatineau, QC

  • Centro Comunitario Portuguese Amigos Unidos (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

The Portuguese Kids are finally coming back to Gatineau! Don’t miss our brand new show! Show starts at 3pm. Drinks, bifanas and french fries will be available to purchase at the event. For tickets call Terrie Pascoal at 819-776-5923 or purchase online below!

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May
19
12:30 PM12:30

Newark, NJ

The Portuguese Kids are back in Newark, NJ with their laugh out loud comedy show! Live sketch comedy and improv with an ethnic twist - the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! Tickets are only $50 for adults, kids 6-12 pay $25. To purchase tickets call Claudio at 201-925-8668 or Carolina at 862-368-9696

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May
18
6:00 PM18:00

Dartmouth, MA

The Portuguese Kids are back with a brand new show to benefit Dartmouth High School class of 2021! Tickets are only $20, to purchase call 508-961-2700, x7314, email bridgettaylor@dartmouthschools.org or purchase online below!

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Fall River, MA (SOLD OUT)
May
17
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA (SOLD OUT)

DOORS OPEN AT 6:30PM

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! 

Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show!  Purchase tickets below or call Eric at 508-496-4770

Please join us in raising funds for Charlie and her family, who are in need of a handicap accessible van.  Details of Charlie and her journey can be found at https://www.facebook.com/LifesBookCharliesChapter/


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May
11
6:00 PM18:00

East Providence, RI

Doors open at 6pm

Join us for a night of laughs at the Brightridge Club in East Providence, RI! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show! To purchase tickets call Joe at 774-930-6509 or purchase online below.

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New Bedford, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Apr
27
6:00 PM18:00

New Bedford, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 6pm

Presented by P.A.P.A.

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show! For tickets call 774-263-8564 or purchase online below!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

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Apr
26
5:30 PM17:30

Taunton, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids at the Taunton Eagles Club with a laugh out loud comedy show! Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show! To purchase tickets contact Nelson Almada  508-208-8657 or Daniel Borges    774-218-8808. Purchase online below!

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Ludlow, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Apr
20
6:30 PM18:30

Ludlow, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 5pm, show starts at 6pm

Presented by The Pink Way!

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Tickets are only $35 and include lite fare (hot appetizers, etc).

To purchase tickets call 413-583-8945, 413-530-2972 or purchase online below!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

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Apr
13
4:00 PM16:00

Turlock, CA

TIME SLOT SUBJECT TO CHANGE


Hoping to see some friends this April in Turlock, CA! What a line up! East Coast is coming to the West Coast with Portuguese Kids and our good friends ERATOXICA! Not to mention the legend himself, Roberto Leal!!! Tons of family fun to be had the whole day! Tickets are only $10!!! Visit Carlos Vieira Foundation for more information or purchase online below!

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Apr
6
5:30 PM17:30

Milford, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Milford, MA for a very special cause! Come support Team Mara- all proceeds from this show go towards Mara Lage and her fight against Pancreatic Cancer.

Tickets are only $40 and include buffet dinner, desserts and show! There will also be raffles, silent auction and a DJ playing music after the comedy performance!

To purchase tickets call 508-244-0731, for more information visit www.gofundme.com/no-one-fights-alone-mara-lage-pancreatic-cancer

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Apr
5
7:00 PM19:00

Providence, RI

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Providence, RI with a brand new show filled with tons of laughs! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased by calling 401-861-9314 or purchase online below!

Doors open at 7pm, food and beverages will be available to purchase throughout the night. Seating is extremely limited get your tickets before they’re gone!

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Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)
Mar
31
1:00 PM13:00

Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)

Doors open at 1pm, show starts at 2pm
Second encore performance added!

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable afternoon of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 1pm

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

Tickets are $30, food and bar will be available to purchase throughout the event so come hungry! Purchase tickets by calling 416-873-6362, 647-405-3649, via email: caopresidente@gmail.com or purchase online below

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Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)
Mar
30
6:00 PM18:00

Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)

Doors open at 6:30pm

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

Tickets are $65 and include DINNER & SHOW! Purchase tickets by calling 416-873-6362, 647-405-3649, via email: caopresidente@gmail.com or purchase online below

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Kingston, Ontario (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Mar
29
6:30 PM18:30

Kingston, Ontario (Real Portuguese Housewives)

  • Portuguese Cultural Centre of Kingston (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

Doors open at 6:30pm

Watch the portuguese kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 6:30pm, food will be sold throughout the night!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

Tickets are only $30 and can be purchased by calling Vapor Amour, 1093 John Counter BLVD, 613-531-8000 or purchase online below

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Mar
23
6:00 PM18:00

Fall River, MA (Lisbon in April Fundraiser)

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids for a very special performance to help raise funds for the Durfee High School trip, Lisbon in April! Tickets are $30, light hors d’oeuvres. Purchase tickets online below or call 508-558-7680

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Mar
22
6:00 PM18:00

Swansea, MA (Swansea Baseball Fundraiser)

Doors open at 6pm

Come out for a night of laughs to support Swansea Baseball!  Tickets are $25 and can be purchased online below or by calling Jordan Khoury at 508-509-7562.  

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Mar
16
10:00 PM22:00

New York, NY

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids at the Improv Asylum in New York City this March with their brand new show! Admission to this show also gets you into the Improv Asylum Midnight show, which we will be participating in as well. Two shows for the price of one! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased at Improv Asylum, 307 W 26th Street, New York, NY,  212-203-5435 or purchase online at the link below!

Also present will be Joey Bats Café serving fresh Pasteís de Nata!

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Mississauga, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)
Mar
9
6:00 PM18:00

Mississauga, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)

Come watch the Furtado's and the Vieira's join in holy matrimony...as long as their families can get out of the way! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the greeting card!  Tickets are $75 and include dinner, show and after party! To purchase tickets call or visit Oasis Convention Center at 905-891-7777

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London, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)
Mar
8
6:00 PM18:00

London, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)

Come watch the Furtado's and the Vieira's join in holy matrimony...as long as their families can get out of the way! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the greeting card!  Tickets are $75 and include dinner, show and dancing with special guest DJ Orlando Valencia!  Doors open at 6pm.  Dress code is casual.  Show is in English. To purchase tickets visit

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Port St. Lucie, Florida (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Feb
23
6:00 PM18:00

Port St. Lucie, Florida (Real Portuguese Housewives)

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, DINNER STARTS AT 7PM

Come see The Portuguese Kids like you’ve never seen them before - In full drag! This one of a kind show will have you laughing all night as your favorite Luso comedians show you the funnier side of growing up Portuguese from a woman’s perspective! THIS SHOW HAS MATURE CONTENT.

Tickets are only $45 and include dinner, show and afterparty with Carla Bento! For tickets call Gloria at 772-342-3921 or purchase online below.

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Feb
16
7:30 PM19:30

Swansea, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Swansea, MA with their brand new show! Funds to benefit Somerset Watuppa Swansea Regional Youth Hockey. Tickets are only $20. Doors open at 7:30pm. Show starts at 8:30PM. To purchase physical tickets email maguiar26@hotmail.com or k_faria@yahoo.com. Purchase online below!

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Feb
10
1:30 PM13:30

Newark, NJ (Portuguese Heritage Night)

Come be a part of the fun at the 5th Annual Portuguese Heritage Night with the New Jersey Devils!! 

The Portuguese Kids are making the event extra special with a post-game performance filled with laughs! 

To purchase tickets, please visit:
http://newjerseydevils.com/portugueseheritagenight 

For more information, please contact: 
Jessica Narciso 
Phone: 973-757-6451
Email: JNarciso@prucenter.com

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Feb
9
7:00 PM19:00

Hartford, CT (SOLD OUT)

Doors open at 7pm show starts around 8pm • Kitchen and Bar will be open throughout the night.

The Portuguese Kids are back in Hartford for a very special cause! Join us for an evening of laughs to benefit the Portuguese Club of Hartford, which was completely destroyed by a fire in 2017.

Tickets are only $25 and can be pzurchased below or by calling Dan at 860-882-4662

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