Kingston, Ontario (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Mar
29
6:30 PM18:30

Kingston, Ontario (Real Portuguese Housewives)

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Doors open at 6:30pm

Watch the portuguese kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 6:30pm, food will be sold throughout the night!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

Tickets are only $30 and can be purchased by calling Vapor Amour, 1093 John Counter BLVD, 613-531-8000 or purchase online below

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Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)
Mar
30
6:00 PM18:00

Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)

Doors open at 6:30pm

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

Tickets are $65 and include DINNER & SHOW! Purchase tickets by calling 416-873-6362, 647-405-3649, via email: caopresidente@gmail.com or purchase online below

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Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)
Mar
31
1:00 PM13:00

Toronto, ON (SOLD OUT)

Doors open at 1pm, show starts at 2pm
Second encore performance added!

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable afternoon of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 1pm

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

Tickets are $30, food and bar will be available to purchase throughout the event so come hungry! Purchase tickets by calling 416-873-6362, 647-405-3649, via email: caopresidente@gmail.com or purchase online below

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Apr
5
7:00 PM19:00

Providence, RI

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Providence, RI with a brand new show filled with tons of laughs! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased by calling 401-861-9314 or purchase online below!

Doors open at 7pm, food and beverages will be available to purchase throughout the night. Seating is extremely limited get your tickets before they’re gone!

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Apr
6
5:30 PM17:30

Milford, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Milford, MA for a very special cause! Come support Team Mara- all proceeds from this show go towards Mara Lage and her fight against Pancreatic Cancer.

Tickets are only $40 and include buffet dinner, desserts and show! There will also be raffles, silent auction and a DJ playing music after the comedy performance!

To purchase tickets call 508-244-0731, for more information visit www.gofundme.com/no-one-fights-alone-mara-lage-pancreatic-cancer

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Apr
13
4:00 PM16:00

Turlock, CA

TIME SLOT SUBJECT TO CHANGE


Hoping to see some friends this April in Turlock, CA! What a line up! East Coast is coming to the West Coast with Portuguese Kids and our good friends ERATOXICA! Not to mention the legend himself, Roberto Leal!!! Tons of family fun to be had the whole day! Tickets are only $10!!! Visit Carlos Vieira Foundation for more information or purchase online below!

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Ludlow, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Apr
20
6:30 PM18:30

Ludlow, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 5pm, show starts at 6pm

Presented by The Pink Way!

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Tickets are only $35 and include lite fare (hot appetizers, etc).

To purchase tickets call 413-583-8945, 413-530-2972 or purchase online below!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

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New Bedford, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Apr
27
6:00 PM18:00

New Bedford, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 6pm

Presented by P.A.P.A.

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in full drag! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show! For tickets call 774-263-8564 or purchase online below!

MATURE CONTENT SHOW

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May
11
6:00 PM18:00

East Providence, RI

Doors open at 6pm

Join us for a night of laughs at the Brightridge Club in East Providence, RI! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show! To purchase tickets call Joe at 774-930-6509 or purchase online below.

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Fall River, MA (Portuguese Wedding)
May
17
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 6:30PM

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! 

Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show!  Purchase tickets below or call Eric at 508-496-4770

Please join us in raising funds for Charlie and her family, who are in need of a handicap accessible van.  Details of Charlie and her journey can be found at https://www.facebook.com/LifesBookCharliesChapter/


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May
18
6:00 PM18:00

Dartmouth, MA

The Portuguese Kids are back with a brand new show to benefit Dartmouth High School class of 2021! Tickets are only $20, to purchase call 508-961-2700, x7314, email bridgettaylor@dartmouthschools.org or purchase online below!

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Mar
23
6:00 PM18:00

Fall River, MA (Lisbon in April Fundraiser)

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids for a very special performance to help raise funds for the Durfee High School trip, Lisbon in April! Tickets are $30, light hors d’oeuvres. Purchase tickets online below or call 508-558-7680

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Mar
22
6:00 PM18:00

Swansea, MA (Swansea Baseball Fundraiser)

Doors open at 6pm

Come out for a night of laughs to support Swansea Baseball!  Tickets are $25 and can be purchased online below or by calling Jordan Khoury at 508-509-7562.  

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Mar
16
10:00 PM22:00

New York, NY

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids at the Improv Asylum in New York City this March with their brand new show! Admission to this show also gets you into the Improv Asylum Midnight show, which we will be participating in as well. Two shows for the price of one! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased at Improv Asylum, 307 W 26th Street, New York, NY,  212-203-5435 or purchase online at the link below!

Also present will be Joey Bats Café serving fresh Pasteís de Nata!

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Mississauga, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)
Mar
9
6:00 PM18:00

Mississauga, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)

Come watch the Furtado's and the Vieira's join in holy matrimony...as long as their families can get out of the way! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the greeting card!  Tickets are $75 and include dinner, show and after party! To purchase tickets call or visit Oasis Convention Center at 905-891-7777

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London, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)
Mar
8
6:00 PM18:00

London, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)

Come watch the Furtado's and the Vieira's join in holy matrimony...as long as their families can get out of the way! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the greeting card!  Tickets are $75 and include dinner, show and dancing with special guest DJ Orlando Valencia!  Doors open at 6pm.  Dress code is casual.  Show is in English. To purchase tickets visit

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Port St. Lucie, Florida (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Feb
23
6:00 PM18:00

Port St. Lucie, Florida (Real Portuguese Housewives)

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, DINNER STARTS AT 7PM

Come see The Portuguese Kids like you’ve never seen them before - In full drag! This one of a kind show will have you laughing all night as your favorite Luso comedians show you the funnier side of growing up Portuguese from a woman’s perspective! THIS SHOW HAS MATURE CONTENT.

Tickets are only $45 and include dinner, show and afterparty with Carla Bento! For tickets call Gloria at 772-342-3921 or purchase online below.

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Feb
16
7:30 PM19:30

Swansea, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids in Swansea, MA with their brand new show! Funds to benefit Somerset Watuppa Swansea Regional Youth Hockey. Tickets are only $20. Doors open at 7:30pm. Show starts at 8:30PM. To purchase physical tickets email maguiar26@hotmail.com or k_faria@yahoo.com. Purchase online below!

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Feb
10
1:30 PM13:30

Newark, NJ (Portuguese Heritage Night)

Come be a part of the fun at the 5th Annual Portuguese Heritage Night with the New Jersey Devils!! 

The Portuguese Kids are making the event extra special with a post-game performance filled with laughs! 

To purchase tickets, please visit:
http://newjerseydevils.com/portugueseheritagenight 

For more information, please contact: 
Jessica Narciso 
Phone: 973-757-6451
Email: JNarciso@prucenter.com

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Feb
9
7:00 PM19:00

Hartford, CT (SOLD OUT)

Doors open at 7pm show starts around 8pm • Kitchen and Bar will be open throughout the night.

The Portuguese Kids are back in Hartford for a very special cause! Join us for an evening of laughs to benefit the Portuguese Club of Hartford, which was completely destroyed by a fire in 2017.

Tickets are only $25 and can be pzurchased below or by calling Dan at 860-882-4662

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Feb
2
7:30 PM19:30

Perth Amboy, NJ (SOLD OUT)

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you’ve never seen them before - in FULL DRAG! Join us for an unforgettable night of comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 7:30pm.  Tickets are only $60 and include dinner and show! To purchase tickets call 732-826-2288 or purchase at the link below!

TICKETS

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Jan
26
6:30 PM18:30

Westport, MA

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids with a brand new show to benefit Freetown-Lakeville United Soccer Club!  Tickets are only $50 and include dinner, comedy show and dancing.  Gift Basket Silent Auction will also be available.  For tickets purchase below or visit freelakeunited.org for more info!

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Jan
12
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids with a brand new show! This yearly fundraiser for Forever Paws Animal Shelter packs the house with a great crowd and tons of laughs. Come see a live show that mixes sketch comedy and Improv- where you’re part of the show! Doors open at 6:30pm and show starts around 7:30pm. For tickets call Gail at 508-678-0804 or Jenny at 508-951-0637 or purchase online below!

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Jan
11
8:00 PM20:00

Bristol, RI

Doors open at 6:30 pm, show starts at 8pm.

Come out for a fun night with The Portuguese Kids at the Lincoln Club in Bristol, RI! Seating is limited don't wait to grab your tickets! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased online below or by calling 401-996-2020 or 401-808-1579

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Dec
16
6:00 PM18:00

Westport, MA

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year… Portuguese-style! Join The Portuguese Kids as they put their unique twist on the Yuletide season! This show has sold out multiple times and has been called their funniest – so don’t miss out!

The show will feature our Holiday Buffet which includes the following: Cheese & crackers, Caesar salad, chilled seafood salad, Pasta Primavera, smashed red bliss potatoes, steamed rice, sweet & sour chicken, Seafood Newburg, roasted pork loin with apple-raisin stuffing, carved prime rib of beef, candy cane ice cream pie and coffee.

$49 per person | THIS IS AN 18+ EVENT

All reserve seating. Groups of any size are welcome. A non-refundable deposit of $100 is required to reserve your group. The deposit is applied to the total party cost. Tickets must be purchased no later than 1 week prior to the party.

Call for reservations 508-675-7185 or PURCHASE ONLINE

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Seekonk, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)
Dec
15
6:30 PM18:30

Seekonk, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 6:30pm

Tickets are $40 and include dinner & show!

Don't miss a very festive Real Portuguese Housewives Christmas Special! This is a one of a kind variety show sure to make you laugh! Tickets are only $40 Doors open at 6:30pm show starts around 9pm. Music will be played all night! Holiday parties welcomed! For tickets visit portuguesekids.com or purchase at Ramada Seekonk, 508-336-8700, ask for ext 1502 or visit Ramada Hotel Tuesday-Saturday, 9am-5pm.


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Dec
14
6:00 PM18:00

Rehoboth, MA

Celebrate the Holidays with The Portuguese Kids! Join in on the fun for a live show that mixes sketch comedy and Improv- where you’re part of the show! Where we highlight the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! Doors open at 5:30pm, dinner starts at 6:30pm. Tickets are $60 and include all you can eat buffet and show. Tables of 10 pay $50 per ticket. For tickets visit or call Hillside Country Club (508) 252-9761, or purchase online below!


BUFFET INCLUDES:
Kale Soup
Sauteed Mussels & Chourico
Pork Mozambique
Azorean Style Chicken
Chourico, Peppers & Onion
Roasted Seasonal Vegetables
Portuguese Rice with chourico,
onion & pepper
Penne Pasta Marinara
Roasted Seasonal Vegetables
Rice pudding

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Dec
8
7:00 PM19:00

Hudson, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

DOORS OPEN AT 7PM

Come see The Portuguese Kids like you’ve never seen them before - In full drag! This one of a kind show will have you laughing all night as your favorite Luso comedians show you the funnier side of growing up Portuguese from a woman’s perspective! THIS SHOW HAS MATURE CONTENT. Tickets are only $25, food will be available to purchase throughout the night. For tickets call or visit the Hudson Portuguese Club at 978-763-9207 or purchase online below!

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Dec
7
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA (All Ages Show!)

The Portuguese Kids are back with an ALL AGES show! Don’t miss this family friendly event that mixes improv and sketch comedy and highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! For tickets call 774-201-1173 or purchase online below!

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Modesto, CA (Portuguese Wedding)
Dec
2
4:00 PM16:00

Modesto, CA (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 4PM

Don’t miss the debut of this show in California!  My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope!  This is a LIMITED RUN and may not be back in California for some time so don’t miss it! Tickets include dinner and show and are only $50.  All tickets purchased together will be sat together.  Tables fit up to 10.   Purchase online at below or by calling Monique at 209-613-0341

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Nov
30
6:30 PM18:30

Hanford, CA (Sold Out)

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! Don’t miss the debut of this show in California! This is a LIMITED RUN and may not be back in California for some time so don’t miss it! Tickets include dinner and show. $35 for adults, Kids 10 & under pay $20. Purchase online at below, by calling Joe Belo at 559-991-6409 or visit Hanford Portuguese Bakery.

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Nov
24
5:30 PM17:30

Taunton, MA (Real Portuguese Housewives)

Doors open at 5:30pm, Dinner served at 7pm, show starts at 9pm

Watch The Portuguese Kids as you've never seen them before - in FULL DRAG!  Join us for a night of unforgettable comedy as the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this one of a kind show as seen through the eyes of a Portuguese woman!

Tickets are $40 and include dinner and show. Dinner menu: Chicken breast, pork loin, rice, potatoes, vegetables, salad and dessert. For tickets call 508-415-6790 or purchase online below!

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Nov
23
6:30 PM18:30

East Providence, RI (Black Friday Show)

The Portuguese Kids are back with their annual Black Friday Comedy show! It’s all Chouriço and No Stuffing at the Riviera Restaurant on Friday, November 23rd, 2018! You’ve eaten tons of turkey and shopped ‘til you drop so now you can end the night off with a delicious meal and some hearty laughs! The Portuguese Kids mix Sketch, Improv & Audience Participation highlighting the funnier side of growing up Portuguese! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show. To purchase tickets visit Riviera Restaurant, (401) 431-9231 or purchase online below!

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Nov
17
5:30 PM17:30

Cambridge, Ontario (Sold Out)

The Portuguese Kids are back in Cambridge with the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Don't miss their brand new show with opening act Mike Rita! Doors open at 5:30pm, dinner will start around 6:30pm.  Tickets are only $50 and include dinner and show. For tickets purchase online below, visit or call the club at 519-6589703 or call Tony at 519-591-7771

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Nov
16
7:30 PM19:30

Brampton, Ontario, Canada (Sold Out)

The Portuguese Kids are back in Brampton with the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Don't miss their brand new show with opening act Mike Rita! Doors open at 7:30pm, show starts at 9pm. Tickets are only $25. To purchase tickets visit the link below, visit PortugueseKids.com/events or visit Spot 1 Grill & Music Hall on 289 Rutherford Rd S in Brampton.

- Open seating

- Mature language

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Swansea, MA  (Portuguese Wedding)
Nov
3
6:00 PM18:00

Swansea, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

Doors open at 6pm

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope!

Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show. To purchase tickets visit the link below or visit Venus De Milo.

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Oct
27
7:00 PM19:00

San Diego, CA

Don’t miss The Portuguese Kids on the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Come be part of the fun with an interactive comedy show that highlights the funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

Tickets are only $20! To purchase click the link below or call Amanda at 619-203-5726. Doors open at 6pm, show starts at 7pm.

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